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My name is Maria and, well, wait. Before you go and click the "back" button and mutter to yourself "Not one of those god-damn autobiography pages. When will people figure out that we internet users dont give a crap about their lives?" give me a chance, ok? I'll try not to be too boring. NEWAYS... as i was saying, this will be a web site about me, but also about cool things, pics, stuff to do, info, and well, just, stuff. Wow, i think if my english teacher would read this she would kill me for the lack of use-age of a higher vocab (and yes, use-age is a word cuz I SAID SO!)
Change the background! (you might get a surprise)(only if you were good)(otherwise you'll just get coal, oh wait thats christmas, w/e, same difference)
hahaha, i told you you would get a surprise! well ok, i guess i have to figure out what to write now. hmm, let me think. i'll get back to you on this.
Oh, and people, please sign my guestbook. I'm not asking for a thirty page essay, just a quick statement or two. please?! (hey, ok, i'm already robbed of my dignity as i'm begging for strangers to sign my guestbook. You could AT LEAST sign it saying simply "hi, i saw your site". Is that really that hard? Is that really too much to ask?)
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Your Map to Understanding this incredibly boring Website
(in case you haven't figured it out yet, i can be very pessimistic at times) Well neways, i thought that here i would describe whats in each page cuz the titles might be decieving and plus i dont know what to do with the space so bear with me here, ok?
Home Page= what you are looking at right now dumbass. W/e i'll explain neways, basically its just an introduction which includes a warning. so if you didn't get the message then. i'm telling you now; consider yourself warned. If you leave this site upset with the results its your own fault, dont blame me.
All About Me= it tells you all about me, well maybe, it depends on how much i feel like informing the world.
Josh Hartnett Pics= this will be a page where there will be some cool pics of the talented actor Josh. No, this isn't a fan site, but i think hes hot, so...
Contact Me= my email so you can, omg, here is a shocker, contact me! Sorry, i'll try to keep my sarcasm from getting too out of hand.
Favorite Links= well, its kinda self explanitory isn't it?
Guest book Page= ditto here, pretty much self explaintory. (just sign the damn thing! is that too much to ask?)
My Vent Page= basically it is just where i will complian about my life, give opinions about certain things, express thoughts and so on. also it might have things like writing prompts, quotes, and stuff like that, or i'll simply make another page for that, i dont know, you will just have to come back and see.
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i would just like to say that you have been warned, i will not be accountable for any boredom, head injury due to your head hitting the keyboard after you fall asleep, lack or awakness, anger management issues caused by mu opionionated personality, or any other forms of brain cell loss or damage.
This site has been known to create certain side affects in users. It may cause mild to severe drowsiness, waste-age of time, dryness of mouth, mild death, or temporary insanity.
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Updates
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Hey ok, im not even done with this yet, what more can you expect from me?
(4-24-02)hey guess what? it turns out its not your fault that nobodys signing my guestbook. I forgot to set it up or somin like that(?). So i will return in a day or two with a working guestbook.
(4-25-02)guess what? my guestbook is working! below is a link for you to view and sign it, or you can just go to the guestbook page. either way, i better start seeing messages!
BOO! i added a feature to My Vent Page. from now on i will try to add a new poll every week or so, whenever i get around to thinking or a new one. go check it out!
Come sign My Guestbook! (or do it later-its on the side)
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This is a pic of some castle in some place in Germany. (i'm so informed aren't I) i just thought it was cool. if you dont like it then too bad.
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